Fuck yo test, ninja.

I must protest, sir!

This message deserves a constellation of stars.

I’m starting the slow clap for you! I keep saying this!

I’m one of the ones who will probably cry as soon as the movie begins. My emotions runneth over for this movie. I cannot wait. I just can’t wait for all of that to appear on screen

The king has arrived

Somehow you got the impression that I have microscopic crumbs of fucks gone by for what you think of me. Please be assured. I do not.

As a white person I fully support this theory.

Yeah. I’m not a small dude, so I know they see me because the surprise turns very quickly into fear as they make last second adjustments to where they are walking. And I nod and smile pleasantly and say good afternoon as they stumble and I keep moving, cuz I ain’t mad about it no more. Not nearly as mad as when I…

I’ve started to not move out of the way when I’m walking in the sort of designated path that I should be walking even though the person in front of me knows they are about to be in my way. The amount of shocked looks and befuddlement when I don’t move and either they have to move or they bump into me would be…

White people, in general, tend to be pretty terrible when it comes to acknowledging other people and personal space. Any and all free space is theirs to occupy, including your personal space. That sidewalk? Theirs to take up entirely and walk on at a leisurely pace, while making no accommodations to others. That seat…

Yeah, I’m going to assume that most men don’t want to be rapey dude, but that we’ve been acculturated to it and that most women don’t think that an unwanted shoulder touch is a premeditated attack. I am going to stand on men needing to be uncomfortably self-aware and women having the historical right to consider an…

You didn’t forget about him -

Yeah, we don’t “hear” non-verbal or even explicitly stated verbal communication, not because we’re dumb, but because they are saying something we don’t want to hear. “The sex he takes” is the best way I’ve heard it described, not quite assault but stupidly persistent, employing dominance behaviors as a means of…

Drats. I forgot about good ol’ Mike “He’s a tall glass of milk ... and that’s literally all that he is” Pence

No man is that fucking stupid to believe that the only safe way to interact with women now is to not interact with women now.

Haha. I totally read this situation as “she’s a public auntie.” Great phrase by the way and stealing it. But I see where he’s going with the allegory.

4. We no longer have many Black people at my place of employment and even less Black men working here. I have a Black male co-worker who has been getting harassed by White women co-workers. It’s been happening for more than a decade. He doesn’t even like them coming to his extremely secluded office. He knows what the…

I don’t know.