Are you even black anymore if you haven’t been accused of hating white people in 2018?

When Tucker Carlson starts talking reckless about you...that means you doing something right.

But in the summer, do you use paper plates tho? Also, do you frequent Chick-Fil-A? It’s the whitest fast food chain in existence, but them nuggets and shakes? Them shits is delicious. it’s hard to Hotep in Chick-Fil-A

60-70% won’t read it and that’s their loss. 25% won’t read it but will get very angry which is our gain in hilarity.

What’s the over/under on white people who will see this and get angry because they didn’t read the whole article?

I think I’ve been hanging out on VSB since early 2010. I don’t know. I had to read a while before I realized that being “First!” was not a game in the comments section! lol

Every year the personal growth and the writing has gotten better and better. It’s getting harder and harder to top yourselves. In order for the two of you to do so, I’ve comprised a list of things we’re expecting from you in the future:

I keep reading this thinking that you were gonna tell us some bad news. That’s what 2017 did to me.

“What were you before you were white?” is a really important question for white people to know the answer to. Once we have that, we have an identity not tied up in white supremacy.

You’ve perfectly summed up what a lot of us have sadly come to learn this year. I had to cut off so many people whose relationships I’ve enjoyed but silence on every atrocious event this year made me realize I can’t rely on them. These are people that will change their facebook profile or tweet some “thoughts&prayers”…

None of this will change next year either. The only thing that I’m seeing different towards the end of the year is white people openly begging that black women save them while still doing nothing and excusing their white brethren.

2017 was the year I looked back at a lifetime of being defined as an “Oreo” by people and finally realized a lot of the white people who I used to hang out with and even be best friends with were kind of trash.

That’s both hilarious and pathetic. They needed sugar rehab. Wait...a leg isn’t as important as Kool-Aid?

Agreed. I noticed the same thing. No, your standards are not low, and I noticed that The Root and other white financed publications acted as if Black men just stayed home (by omission or outright), when in fact Black women (98%) and Black men (voting at 93% for DJ at 10% of the total electorate) did this together.…

Man, that ain’t nothin’ but church punch. Been there, done that, kept the plastic cup! When the mother board wants to be fancy, they cut some orange slices and float those boys in the punch bowl.

Allow me to outn*gga everyone here:

The proper nomenclature is RED Kool-Aid. Please govern yourself accordingly 😊

We were a Kool-Aid household, but my Mom was bougie about. Grape+Lemon, Fruit punch+Orange, Strawberry+Lemon.... This was our old kool-aid pitcher when I was around five.

another thing that white people always do - touch my hair and touch my lunches

“What did you bring today? I love your lunches!” Well, Judith, I brought leftovers again. And they are delicious. And if you touch me, my lunchbag or my leftover reheating container again, I will murder you.