My local DMV is incapable of regulating a queue.

1) Leave dent

I have a feeling this puppy would be quite at home in the fluffy white stuff..

For the same reason any man drives a new Volvo, he is afraid of his wife.

It's not the wand, it's the magician.

You may think that you just need to scrape off the glass, and you'd be wrong. You'll realize this the first time you have to come to a quick stop.

If things are set up the way they're supposed to be, you always have time to either stop on yellow or clear the intersection (because it changed just as you got to it) unless you're speeding.

Hey! GT2 driver. Stop douching about. There is a GT1 in front of you, nobody cares about you.

Something wrong with BMW.

This is posted at the court house in my area. It caught me off guard when I seen it. At first I thought it was for jerks wanting to pay fines in change, after reading it's because of the new coins tin content. Wonderful, we'll mint it but technically it's not leagle currency.

Don't drink and drive. It's safer to taxi.

I'm still trying to figure this one out.

With those sloppy lines and the "I'll go WOT when I get around to it" driving from the McLaren...

For once, I would like to see manufacturers stop bragging about the gas mileage. If you have a true economical car, great. Good for you. People will notice that. When they walk into the showroom, make sure your sales people pimp the shit out of it. But don't toot your own horn about how fuel efficient or how "green"…

I have a special place in my heart now for BOOSTang.