Aaaaand now it’s time for every Chevy guy ever to mock the Ford GT because now it’s competing with the Corvette and the Corvette has a v8 and the GT only has a v6 and the Corvette costs a fraction of the price of the GT and has almost as much horsepower and you don’t have to be approved by the manufacturer in order to…

My Porsche allegiance is becoming difficult to justify. The (likely) $30,000 base price differential means I can purchase a Corvette, with enough money leftover for a low mileage, two year old Toyota Tundra double cab.

The crab cakes are delicious,

You get ALL the credit for practicing incredible restraint in your reply to eolith. Mad respect.

Not when I can buy one that is 8 years newer and comes with a warranty and pocket about $10,000.

You’re missing the point.

We are here to see what new features our Android phones will be doing better next year.

That was the only exciting thing of the event! LOL!

Huge difference between jumping on just-out tech, and jumping on just-right tech. Samsung jumps on just about everythign that moves. How many pointless curved TVs (that have been proven to INCREASE and AMPLIFY reflections and cause audio reverberations) are out there JUST because samsung HAD to use their flexible LED…

LOL Face ID failed in it’s first public demo ever.

All car companies were experimenting with rotaries then. Think of the time period. This was the automotive manufacturers’ drug of choice. Then they all grew up a little more, got boring jobs and moved to the suburbs.

Being accelerated against a soft cushion contoured to your body with head support, and being accelerated against belts strapped across sensitive joints of your body with no head support make for extremely different experiences

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

I was on team hammer as soon as I saw the t-shirt / chest protector combo.

Jesus take the wheel for this fool

It seems like the Germans have finally embraced their role of the cruel calculating super villains.

I think you need to reevaluate your friend selection abilities.

The sun visors were part of a massive sliding piece that would make the windscreen appear conventional!

I get a call at the office from my insurance company one day telling me that they’ve recovered my stolen car. I tell them they must be mistaken because I didn’t report a car stolen - then they begin to verify my information and it just starts crushing me as I realize it’s actually my car that was stolen the night…