First, your first point has nothing to do with anything I said - I couldn't possibly care any less how Nicole Brown Simpson and OJ Simpson's relationship started. Sorry.

Not criticism directed at you, but I love the BDSM hipster response to 50 Shades of Grey, that whole "psh, I knew about this lifestyle YEARS ago and they're not even doing it right!" attitude.

I have this experience all the time. It's more like, "Wait, everyone points to that woman as insanely hot, and her body looks like mine! Maybe I'm hotter than I thought!" People tend to judge their own bodies more harshly than other people's, so seeing and admiring a physical characteristic of your own (and seeing…

she said 'normal woman' or whatever because thick or thin, a lot of women have cellulite. so. those are what a lot of normal women's legs look like.

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you're at like a 9-10

I'm pretty sure that Keria Knightly has shown up on the cover of Maxim or FHM and she has been on Ask Men's hot 100 list in the 10's before.

Girl, yes.

I leave the house without pants on on a very regular basis and I would wear that dress faster than the time it would take for you to take several seats.

what exactly are you all het up about?

Yeah, Kiera Knightly, the....least hot woman on the planet.

Nice try but fuck off. Go find some soft-core porn somewhere else.

don't respond to dip. you are correct. that person is not.

One. That demanding tone of yours can go right back up the asshole it came out of. There's a POLITE way to achieve what you want without being a total douchebag about it. Like being as nice as I can here, who the fuck are you to speak to someone like that? Christ on a cracker.

Many people wear outfits that expose…

Get out of here with your nonsense, bro. No one is wearing the crazy shit that is featured in runway shows. No one thinks that this situation is "whorish and stupid" except for you, regardless of cellulite—because it's a fashion show, and those outfits are not meant to be worn down the goddamned street.

Aww, I think her cellulite is beautiful. It makes her look lush. Like touchable and soft and warm. Amber Rose has a beautiful body including her cellulite, not in spite of it.

You're kind of a dick.

I'm not "defending" her because she doesn't need defending. No one is attacking her. Outfits riskier than this have been worn on red carpets.

Huh, her thighs look like mine.