Well, I'm right, for starters.

Go and learn some actual biology from actual biologists, so you stop talking tripe. I would suggest you watch that baloney around other enviro sci types, too. The ones I know are smart, and talking stupid around smart people isn't a way to stay employed.

How old are you? No, seriously. Because you are very wrong that women are somehow innately attracted to older men. It's not uncommon to see women with older men, for a variety of reasons. But women are no different from men in terms of liking people in their physical prime when it comes to sheer hotness. When I was…

I wish you hadn't told us, either.

My sister-in-law calls it Cock Struck. I had a couple of severe bouts as well.

Your advice to very young women is that they have the self-confidence and assertiveness to calmly and rationally explain to very young men that an orgasm just isn't going to happen, and you expect these young men to accept this statement maturely as something other than an assessment of their manhood. I think you've…

My mom calls that Dickmatized I too suffered from it from mid teens until mid 20's. Oh to be 19 again…dumb as a bag of hair hornier than a bag of full grown mountain goats.

What are we supposed to be learning from this theory? To tell very young (early 20s) men that no we still haven't orgasmed so that they'll rub the skin off of our clitorises or painfully thrust their unskilled fingers into our orifices for 45 minutes at a stretch? Because that latter scenario actually happened. It…

This is the worst one. The worst lie.

Here's the biggest lie/deception that I ever perpetuated on my parents ...

OMG, traumatic flashbacks. Or the almost violent finger thrusting. "Are you there yet? This works on everyone else." No it doesn't. It never has.

I think little of young, inexperienced adults as far as their maturity level and ability when it comes to an adult activity. Young adult men are relatively awful at sex. I've banged plenty in my late twenties, because those particular 21 year olds had very lovely abs. They're eager to please, and they're athletic. …

Ah yes, young men and their insistence that they can get the train to pull into the station by simply jack hammering harder and faster when the train actually derailed 15 minutes before. So glad I aged out of that period of early dating life.

Can I ask you an extremely personal question? Are you a straight woman who has had sex with a straight man under 28? Because if you are and if you have, I think you can answer your own question. The pressure to orgasm to soothe and reinforce a delicate male ego is overwhelming. You MUST orgasm for his sake even…

holy shit. kids shouldn't be allowed alone near pets.

Yep. He was a pretty huge liar, I found out later. His story was that they were locked into the lease and he didn't want to screw her over so he slept in the spare room. Plus, he stayed over at my place pretty regularly and she never seemed weird about it so naive 19 year old me was like "wow they are so chill and…

technically, this wasn't a lie, more of a deception, but here goes. I was born in another country but went to university in Australia. Because I didn't have permanent residency status, I was on a student visa, I was only allowed to work 20 hours a week. My classes started, and I was desperate to find a job. My savings…

Oh, man. This won't be funny, I apologize.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

This is really bad, but here it goes.

I think most people with Bachelors degrees are in this boat.