As a clevelander fuck everyone. Thank god we are finally in the finals and once again fuck everyone. If you’re from Canada fuck you and especially if you’re from anyone who isn’t from Cleveland.

Nah, there’s a difference between celebrating one’s own achievement (bat flip, admiring a dong, endzone dance, jersey popping) and rubbing someone’s face in their failure.

You mean the hot blonde is a mouthbreathing retard and doesn’t know jack shit about sports? SSSSHHHOOOOCCCCKKKKIIINNNGGG.

Americo-Australianian relations haven’t been this low since an American boy snubbed their revered tradition of booting people.