Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

Hey those of us on the genx cusp still recognize it

And the always come right back to you.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

“It feels like someone else is missing these jumpers!”

Because he has a degenerative shoulder and will never be able to shoot with his right arm....just spit balling here...

The closest I can come is The Big Lebowski; here’s Eli being told the news that the team is moving in another direction.

My phone blows away my DSLR in the “fitting in my pocket” contest.
DSLR easily wins in all others.

I can’t wait for him to develop a stutter in December.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Ahh. Yes. And if that slut didn’t want to be raped she should have worn a longer skirt.

Listening to Cowher and Neon Dipshit defend this is amazing. It’s now Flacco’s fault for not getting down sooner.

more importantly, will 55-year-old Draymond be able to kick him in the nuts

Nope

Cate Blanchett’s best role is her cameo in Hot Fuzz - discuss.

Some took the sphere vehicle idea to the extreme, imagining entire hotels rolling along.

“I’m not saying that all guys are shitbags. But there are probably a vast majority that have made an unwanted advance that made someone feel very uncomfortable. It wasn’t meant to do so, but that doesn’t make it right.”

That is not who I am. My mother wouldn’t be proud of this. That is pretty much the biggest takeaway is do whatever you can to make sure that you are not a distraction.

I’m confused; if the guy was a virgin, then he didn’t sleep with you, correct? So the guy you were hooking up with didn’t sleep with you, because you asked him not to, yet you continued to hook up with him, and well no shit he continued to ask, because you continued to hook up with him, but you never got further,…

Scott Pruitt will give a pep talk before the game to assure both teams it’s actually a balmy 70 degrees.