The Han Job would have been a better choice.

As long as the sequel is 2 Han 2 Solo, I’m fine with it. Even if it does make me expect a solo cup tie in.

There’s an optical illusion painted on a court!

He wants more minutes? I’d be happy to add more seconds to my game.

I too thought they were equally overrated, in the sense that they were both awesome and not overrated at all.

They don’t want Kaep, but they definitely kneed him.

As an athiest, I take exception to your claim that we all have souls. But keep living the dream.

You misunderstand; he simply loves America so damn much that he’s letting the flag fuck him in the ass.

Real Americans stand for the anthem, sit on the flag, and...is he drinking his beer through a straw?

Slightly off topic, but man do you guys need a nickname or something for your soccer team. USMNT sounds like a fucking quarterly report. Literally anything would be better.

for the bes’ poke, please consider using a bespoke condom, fellas.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Heh, a female talking about kicking issues. That’s funny.

Romo’s into watching? never knew that.

The Priest’s reassuring pat on the back says “everything will be OK.” But the look in his eyes says he probably had the Bucs + the 4.5.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

His catching the helmet behind his back makes the top ten most athletic plays in Cutler’s career.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.