My hope was that at the end of TLJ that Kylo Ren had become the Big Bad, ala Ulic Qel-Droma from the old comics, going full conqueror mode like an evil Alexander the Great.

There was a point in final act of the Last Jedi where I realized that I had no idea what was going to happen next. That’s a feeling I had never felt before with Star Wars, and I haven’t felt it since. Just because of that, TLJ was my favorite SW media since ESB.

America needs the wit and wisdom of Jay Sherman “The Critic” now more than ever.  So let’s revive that short-lived classic instead.

Being The Ricardos (Prime Video)

As sad as this is, I’m glad she never seemed to enter a period of prolonged and extreme decline like so many people her age do. She lived long and died quickly, and that’s basically the dream.

Literally the first time in 10 years I scrolled down past the dots and don’t see “of cock” posted. The AV Club is truly dead 

An even simpler reason is that they have all these desert set pieces lying around from Mandolorian.

So far, the biggest question is why Boba Fett even wants to be crime lord of the outer rim.

It was... fine. I will, of course, watch it all. Never really been into the whole Boba Fett mythos thing, but I’ll go along with it.

2021 version: you died of a vaccine preventable disease because you don't understand the wealth of information at your fingertips.

Super cool to mention story details that were intentionally left out of the trailers.  

You’re correct -- there IS an agenda afoot. It’s all part of a nefarious plot to tell you my opinions about movies!!!

Chewbacca!

I’m totally one of those boring “Weezer was the most important band for teenage me, but I fell out of love after Maladroit”-guys. That said, I really appreciate this list, for a couple of reasons:

Donda is a bunch of Target bonus tracks someone accidentally released as an album.

Wish he’d Donda world a favor and Shadafukup.

We understand that his Dick is much bigger now. That’s alright, buddy, come in off the balcony now.

Also, the Sistine Chapel, but I assume the catholic church knows the drill by now.

This whole thing feels like it was made up by the Onion