Exactly! White people voice Carl like this, but Black people voice Carl like THIS.

To sidestep controversy, all black characters on THE SIMPSONS will now be voiced by Bill Cosby.

Are we really sure that the show didn’t release COVID from the Upside Down?

“This reveal is so funny! Let’s make the punchline the header image!”

I saw the Hives live back in the day. Man, did they ever embody the old James Brown ethos of “Kill’em and leave ...” 

While I do prefer the first, Galaxy 2 is still an exceptional game, and I’m sad it’s not part of the 3D collection.

I think Galaxy 2 is a good game—perhaps even great. But I also feel like I’m one of the only people out there who unequivocally prefers Galaxy 1 over 2.  

Rated T for teen?

The distant future.

“The story is about a young African American who travels across the 1950s segregated United States in search of his missing father.” I don’t think I should have to consult Wikipedia after reading a review to have the foggiest notion of what sort of plot drives its subtext...

“Like, who the hell hates the Dutch??”

we fucked a fish. god, read the book.

“Hook, a truly terrible movie”

“She knows she can be tough at times,” the source continued, “but believes she works hard and is extremely creative and that it’s a privilege to work for her and be around her.”

For me, it’s record stores (or at least it used to be, back when they were a thing). For historical context, I can still remember that in the mall I used to frequent, by the Camelot Music there was a Sears whose bathrooms were fairly easy to locate. Now there’s an old-fashioned sentence.

I thought I was crazy all these years! I used to spend a lot of time at the library as a teen and to this day whenever I walk into a library or bookstore I have to poop! Anytime I've told anyone this they act like I'm nuts.

That SMW Bowser sprite with legs is clearly taking a dump. That is 100% an about to poop Bowser. 

Am I the only one who likes Tiny Music, their fever dream throwback album?

Not a big fan of Core. Their next album was brilliant, though.

Kanye is clearly mentally ill and has been for a long time.