See, that’s only a 19.8:1 women-to-men ratio. Downright egalitarian compared to the 140:1 median pay ratio. Progress!

“The CEO and the investors he works for want to keep labor costs as low as possible”

Good news Buffalo, we’ve got a great discount on a slightly used Brett Hundley

My money’s on the major liberties

I’m still waiting for these assholes too? Oh, where are they? Let us know when they get here.

So if replying to one of his tweets is the “saddest display of thirst online,” then what is publishing an entire article about one of his tweets?

thank you for clearing that up

not sure if joking

Please show your work, Albert

god damn

Oh man...after everything they gave up in the Bradford trade, doing it again for Nick Foles - from the same team! - would be AMAZING

Spoken like a true farter

Presumably when CBC noticed this, they successfully counted to 5 and corrected themselves. NBC would have continued to say 3, then cut away after the first 6 shots.

Don’t overthink it; just embrace the eternal mystery of the metric system

So Drew picks the Jags (vs the spread), and “Rex Ryan” picks the Patriots as a lock. Interesting hedge.

WE’RE ALL GONNA GET LAID IN UNISON

He’s very popular with the bots

“too early to start drinking and watch football”? I don’t follow.

Uhh...you’ve got this backwards. As a “dad at work”, when else would I possibly have time for kinja?

HELL YES PEANUT BUTTER AND MUSTARD! I thought I was the only one!!