Racist graffiti is bad, is what I was going for

it’s bad

It. They keep jacking it. The baseball.

In college I would get a pack of double-stuff Oreos and a can of frosting for dunkin’

I think this whole fad would go away quickly if we could go back to calling them “toy helicopters” instead of drones

Yep, #1. Team A fouls intentionally in order to stop the clock by forcing Team B to shoot (and hopefully miss) free throws. So, just let Team B decline the free throws and take the inbounds with a new shot clock.

Shit, my one-year-old can do this himself without a dang $400 gizmo

It isn’t, but you knew that.

I keep calling Goodell about the Fail Mary but he won’t fucking listen

Yeah, slice it up, but then you’ve still gotta eat it

This “let’s say it’s about 20%” thing is where I’m stuck. I own one of these cars and love it. If the modification makes the car accelerate, say, 5% slower, would I want to keep it? Absolutely. 15%? 20%? Probably not. It’s been 18 months now and we still have no damn idea...

always Yoko truthers

Strange to see his ass without the customary helmet and face mask

A mandate to govern is something that the current crop of Republicans emphatically do *not* give a shit about.

It’s pulled pork and hair

You guys missed an opportunity here, because that is one disgusting baseball chin

Not disagreeing and I’m not certainly no expert, but - does defense count, like, at all in determining the MVP? Your entire article focuses on offensive stats, defensive contribution is basically tossed aside.

How about inebriaTED Talks?

south park did it

Ketchup on anything is blasphemous, particularly hot dogs