How his reply got 8 stars is beyond me.

But as Fox News would tell you, guns don’t kill people.

Well, if you trust the almighty Deadspin, then mybookie.net would be the place to go.

Beat me to it. Ball clearly is out of his hand before Brandon Graham even touches it.

Pennsylvania does not have a soda tax. The city of Philadelphia has the soda tax.

Yet you and I will both seriously consider drafting Bortles in the 12th round of our fantasy football drafts if our draft positions didn’t allow us to get a top tier QB.

With no sarcasm, I appreciated your analysis and learned a lot. But with that being said, your analysis had an eerie similarity to every pundit’s analysis of the 2016 presidential election. And we all know how that ended....

Literally comment of the year

Pokémon Go is still a thing?

Apparently they don’t wait ‘til the post game interview to dump the Gatorade either.

Is the Model 3 a hatchback? It looks like a hatchback.

It was actually “Bruce” Jenner who was involved in the car crash, since “Kaitlyn” Jenner had not yet come to public “existence” at the time of the accident.

So we’re here to talk about how $15 million over 4 years isn’t a lot of money?

My new favorite contraction!

Agreed. Of all the takes I was anticipating in the comments section, a Kathy Griffin take was the least of which I was expecting.

Agreed. Billboard advertising has costs in the same ballpark, except their price is monthly rather than annually.

Cam Johnson (sadly) was Pitt’s best returning player for the 2017-2018 season. The kid can shoot and is long as hell, but he realized that he’d be expected to play well above his pay grade (pun intended?) and maybe, more importantly, he realized he’d be playing for Ken Stallings again.

There’s an “obesity in America” joke somewhere in this reply.

Was that a Hellman’s mayonnaise jar with the tackle at :26?

Sometimes the simplest, easiest, most obvious replies are the best replies.