But Vik describes furries as people who just love cartoon animals. “Do you like Bugs Bunny? Hate to break it to ya then, but you’re a furry.”

We need a new slang term for these people who worship at the feet of frames per second, to the point that their main criteria for a game is whether or not it hits 60 fps. A term in line with the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race.

I’m thinking “framerate fascists”.

And?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! HOT TAKE HERE! WE HAVE A HOT TAKE!

I have played it extensively during that testing period and agree with everyone else. This is Animal Crossing. Instead of having the timers in the background they are now in your facr, except now, things like fruit respawn every three hours instead of every 72 (for non native fruit).

The “very special episode” where they killed off The Ponce was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on TV.

It is impossible because humans evolved to eat meat. We’re going to.

You are correct. Other than animal products, the only thing vegan food cannot contain is flavor.

You know the answers to all those questions are yes right?

The first one we love. The other ones were assholes we all already hated.

I installed the Crimson ReLive drivers offered by bootcampdrivers.com. The site admin told me that it couldn’t be done.

When exactly did anyone decide that starting a family is a right?

RIP Respawn. Killed by EA waaaay before they bought you. Can’t wait for Titanfall 3 on Frostbyte to be released the same day as Destiny 3 or some shit.

While a lot of this is embarrassing and perhaps somewhat unethical, I have not heard that any of this is illegal.

Yep same here.

Thank goodness I’m not insecure enough to be a PC gamer :)

That’s a really cool story. Can you tell it again? Do we have time?

First world problems...

“Oh no, I’m on an app that the main purpose is reading and I don’t want to read.” Nothing worth saying is always in one, long sentence.

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Nope. It's always fine not to tip someone. Your pay isn't my problem, nor is your conscious decision to opt for a lower-paying job packaging to-go orders instead of waiting on tables. Don't like the result of your decision? Change it.