Because you’re hauling around a washer and dryer on the daily? 

You can't project a bullshit lifestyle with a van.

“WHAT’S UUUUUUUUUP EVERYONE, AHHHHHHHHHH! IT’S YA BOY [INSERT NAME] HERE, WITH ANOTHER SICK VIDEO! WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I love mine when it runs.

Yeah, I used to moderately enjoy some of his content, until he bolted chunks of steel box section on to the front of a Lotus Evora. I stopped watching after that; his cars are going to kill or seriously injure somebody someday. A front-end collision in that Evora will probably result in an amputed leg...

This is a great article, thanks for bringing this story to Jalopnik!

Yes, more of THIS. Great post Erin. This is why I Jalopnik.

My favorite (and I guess only, until reading this article) Frank Stephenson story is about the reboot MINI’s exhaust tip design:

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

Ok, this is not at all what I thought a “humbler” was. Although you can buy them on Amazon now.

In case you are wondering how Han survived the crash in F3 (spoiler alert, lol). It was all a trick to decive your eyes. Otherwise known as...

Thank you! I’m happy you enjoyed it.

That was a good, well researched story.  Thanks

I don’t give a damn if it is seven years old. If I won the $237 million Powerball jackpot tomorrow night, one of my first orders of business would be putting together my own Gone in 60 Seconds list of 50 cars (to be acquired legally, though), and a Lexus LFA would sure AF be on there. I think I’d name her... Rebecca.…

Harley will end up in business school textbooks as the poster child for its myopic double-down strategy. When they were flush with cash, they knew exactly who their customer was. They had to know that the goalposts were moving this entire time. A simple survey or, hell, a trip out to Sturgis, would confirm it.…

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get a Subaru..... symmetrical awd and windshield wiper de-icers do the trick

Man, as soon as I saw that picture the song they sang popped into my head. I had the Battlestar Galatica soundtrack on 8 track.

Was the Legend also a legend?

Goddammit Patrick. I’ve said goodbye twice already today so this is going to be even shorter.