I don’t doubt Ichiro could hit more dingers if he wanted, but the fact remains:

We call it RoundPuck up here.

Thank you for your continued Joey Votto coverage.

If you are standing side by side with Nazis and admitted racists, you lose all privileges to be called good people.

Mr President: there was a time in this country we didn’t question the brave fellow citizens committing righteous violent attacks on Nazis and their sympathizers who opposed all we hold sacred; we call them WWII veterans. Stop desecrating their graves.

The tweets and articles won’t do this one justice, folks - you have to see the video. See how angry he was, how combative he was, like he wanted to pick a fight with the press corps, with his critics, with America. Surreal.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

Jerry, the folks in the South are suspicious *of education, change, anything different.

Goddammit, Bikini Bottom is a right-to-work state you commie pinko bastard.

To them they think it’s all Jimmy Hoffa and no one actually doing any work.

Remember, they got Al Capone for tax evasion, and not any of his real crimes.

If MLB wants to suspend Joe West for a joke, I’m OK with that. They clearly can’t suspend him for his rampaging ego or awful job performance, so let’s suspend him every time makes a joke until he goes away.

Beltre is still a better umpire than Angel Hernandez.

To follow suit, the Mets announced it is Bill Buckner Day, a day to sit back, relax, and celebrate the balls between our legs.

Already starred, but +1 for fat guy triples. And about what getting a triple or homering for the last hit you need in a cycle?

Shortstop makes the long throw to first with his momentum in the opposite direction (“The Jeter”)

T23. Shortstop makes the long throw to first with his momentum in the opposite direction (“The Jeter”)

Walking Barry Bonds with the bases loaded was a pretty wild play

I like when players take 3rd after reaching 2nd on a shift defense when they realize nobody is covering the bag. Because you don’t really see what’s going on and for a moment you start panicking that your player has just lost his goddamn mind.

Bunt home run

I’m going to bitch about Lavar Ball here because I don’t want to contribute a click or comment to the article about him. But seriously, fuck Lavar Ball. If I never saw him again it would be too soon. Don’t let him be the villain he wants to be, the world deserves a much better class of villain.