Were you out all fucking night?

“Officer, I told these punks JUST YESTERDAY to quit skating in my driveway.”

Unpopular opinion: the second controversial pitch was correctly called a ball.

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

USMNT wins the gold cup “US beats terrible team for meaningless trophy.”

BAL on the no trade list? Well fuck, Yu.

Glenn Greenwald says that focusing on the Russians’ involvement is ridiculous, and the people watching the video have no one to blame but themselves.

I was promised fundamentals!

Glenn Greenwald just tweeted that Spain is trying to start a new cold war, and Jeremy Scahill says the refs are trying to mount a coup, WTF?

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

Racism? At an Indians game?

SPOILER ALERT NEXT TIME PLS

It was a joke.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

If you let someone bite you without repercussions, you’re inviting others to do the same.

Never. Seriously.

The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.

The beautiful game people!

How Jozy didn’t American History X that guy after he flopped is beyond me. But the only thing I thought after seeing Jozy standing over him was, please stomp the life out of that guy

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.