fanservice spin-offs like the Merry Wives of Windsor

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

holy shit man... i haven’t even HEARD of some of the movies this guy who reviews movies for a living likes!!