Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Kind of tells you everything you need to know about how scandalous or world-changing those secrets are. If the US gov’t really did capture some aliens or whatever the fuck, that soup-brained moron would’ve said something about it by now.

I fully accept that this is the most likely situation for a majority of that stuff. But this can’t be true for “the server.” There’s no way they’re withholding the truth about that from him. You know this because they’ve stated IN PUBLIC what happened with that server and the hacking by Russia. You know they’ve sat in…

Reading this, I felt not schadenfreude, not anger, but... sadness. Not for Trump, of course—no, fuck him and his minions with a hydraulic press, and then fire the pulpy leftovers into the sun—but for the country. There are so many profoundly stupid people in this country who have blindly followed him up to now and…

I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

Think about this:

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

I’m gonna save this reply purely out of spite

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

Looking past the source, it’s worth comparing the above to the decision-making impotence a different AFC North Head Coach demonstrated this past Sunday:

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

You give McQuery a lot of credit here. It’s just as likely he was a selfish coward or a terrible person who valued his own interests more than that of a victim of sexual abuse. I’m glad he ultimately told the truth, but he clearly failed in the moment. 

Add to that McQueary was legitimately afraid of not only losing his job but also his entire career. If he was blackballed by Penn State, may as well go get that teaching certificate. Telling Paterno was a huge risk on his part. Completely agree that Gladwell is the lowest form of life for rehashing a settled matter,…

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

What years did you frequent Action Park? I remember going as a kid in the early 90's, and the Alpine Slide was a made of some kinda fiberglass-looking composite, which you rode down it in this little car/sled thingy with a lever between your legs to pull on to brake. Was there really a time when the Alpine Slide…

I remember there were pictures of injuries that greeted you at the entrance to that ride as a way to say, ‘don’t forget to brake!’.

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

Does anyone talk about the Alpine Slide? It was a concrete groove that you would slide down in a sack. Road Rash was an issue. You’d always see people walking around with fresh, oozing scabs down the length of their body and you didn’t even need to ask where they got them.

The Giants entered the ninth inning with a 4-2 lead. Strickland took the mound, and here’s how it went from there: