RIP Wentz’ mobility.

Oh, sure, now he stands

So far as I can tell, the Montana High School Association rules don’t specify a minimum number of players required or any standards for an automatic forfeit. They have a separate doc on the mercy rule, but that just forces a running clock in the second half—like what happened here—and is only triggered by a 40-point…

“Stay the hell away from my football!”

- Julius Thomas

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

Last Friday, some fuckhead was messing with my ability to get my job done properly because they were slacking off. Somehow, I managed not to drop an elbow on their neck. Weird, right?

At the very least, you’re starving enough for internet attention that you’re racing to be the first to demonstrate outrage at others’ willingness to make molestation jokes.

Giving credit for that drivel? What is this-UMass?

I’m just glad we’re living in a society where standards are changing and that sort of behaviour is no longer acceptable. I suppose I can just hope that current standards hold and my kids grow up in a world where no basketball players spend four years at Kentucky.

Don’t worry, he’s gonna release that evidence that totally clears his name any day now!!!

Was it “liberal BS” that forced Bill O’Reilly to lose his job and pay out $32 million in a sexual harassment settlement?

It should be very easy to pick between those two options for the rest of the season.

A truly successful coach was already getting away with having Schiano as his defensive coordinator.

Guess he must have seen something in the game tape.

You left about Eight Men Out of the list

“I’m sorry that because I believe my teammates are sluts that were asking for it and shared this belief, one or more of my sponsors is considering dropping me unless I deliver an apology that makes me seem like a compassionate human. Here it is. Sluts.”

“It would be like saying what I actually said”

We have to enjoy this time of having an incredibly fun player on a team no one expects anything from because eventually, the Lupica’s of the world are going to start blaming his carefree attitude for the Sixers’ lack of success and calling him Dwight 2.0. This is the honeymoon of Joel Embiid. Let us cherish it for as…