I understand that you seem to be a big Giants fan or at least a big OBJ fan, but come the fuck on man.

Well, he can’t go high, where’s he supposed to hit him?

Genocide seems counterproductive here, no?

Confederates - the forefathers of the participation trophy society.

It’s pretty impressive how well he is transitioning into an outspoken leader in the community. Ali really struggled with it and finally came to a head with the draft. Jordan and Tiger both lamed out, Barkley is the living embodiment of survival bias, Kobe only cares about Kobe, and Shaq is just a little too close to…

What’s worse is either the fact that a live display of something millions of people participate in each year gets this reaction from people like you. This is fantasy football you ninny. But hey it worked to keep depictions of sex off the tv so maybe this will somehow end the racism right?

1. Yes, drafts suck and they’re immoral.

Ok, I’m getting a bit lost now. So sitting for the anthem - that’s ok, sitting with a towel on your head - not ok. What about taking a knee? Is that more or less bad than driving a car into a crowd of people. Or does it depend on whether you’ve got a distressingly high-volume haircut? These rules are so confusing.

“That one minute show of resistance was too much for my sensitive constitution. I could barely scarf down my third hot dog in the press box while typing some mundane notes for the early edition...”

Why can’t black people protest peacefully?

“Goddamn it, why do these black folks need to shove racism down my throat?”

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

Samer has a point. ASU kicker Zane Gonzalez set like 6 NCAA records last year and the Browns got him in the 7th round.

Don’t tread on me!

But by all means, beat the piss out of my sister.

for the sexual thrill

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

That’s football. Big people run into each other at high speeds.

I think the thing here is that Pelini actively sought out this rapist to get him on the team. At the start I was ok with it, if the guy tries to walk on, sure, but Pelini was like “oh hey, the Steubenville rapist is at this college? THAT’S THE KIND OF GUY WE NEED ON THIS HERE FOOTBAW TEAM”

Somebody get this man a sandwich with french fries on it STAT!!!!!