Which would be great, but I’m a White Sox fan. Ugh.

Pinkham’s Law.

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”

I ordered deep-dish pizza in Chicago on the night of the blizzard of New Years 1999. I had just flown back from LA and had no food in the house. Having heard the weather report I skipped the Blue Line and just took a cab straight from OHare to Hyde Park, worth every penny, because the snow was just starting to come…

That is the goal. Keep kids as kids long as possible so they don't learn to question or think.

I live in Wisconsin and I hate this guy so much I can’t even begin to form words to describe it. He has spearheaded the destruction of our once-great state, and lied, cheated, and whatever else he needed to do to get rid of anyone and anything not in perfect agreement with him or a challenge to his total…

Wisconsinite here. Your pain is real.

Imagine being in Wisconsin and having to watch him on TV.

So it’s hot as balls outside when my vagina overheats are you saying that it is hazardous to run 50/50 coolant through my vagina? Does this also apply in winter with anti- freeze? I’m in California so the anti freeze thing doesn’t always happen but it can get below freezing where I’m at in the state.

To be fair, becoming an Eagle Scout was probably his peak accomplishment in life so far.

Some of these people believe that gay men specifically are also pedophiles. But here’s where I think most of the homophobes’ fear actually comes from:

It’s a treasure of a gif and it perfectly encapsulates how I think of Scott Walker.

Are you saying that the only one who could ever reach Wisconsinites is the son of a preacher man?

Scott Walker is a DOUCHE!

I sincerely hope the national media tears him apart, unlike the local media, which has largely rolled over and played dead

conservative rural america vs. urban liberal america strikes again

I cannot wait till 2016 when we find out what ordering a small coffee the Trump way means.