Today is my 8th straight day at work (at a coffee shop rife with monogrammed thermosery). After placing our weekly order this morning I have been refreshing the Kitchenette homepage repeatedly waiting for comic relief. Pinkham, you've restored my sanity yet again.
EvilHRLady
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He has a son at Marquette.
HA. Well then.
We're trying. It was bad enough when he went after schools at the sub-university level.
As a Wisconsinite (Hi neighbor!) I tried. I really tried. I don't know what's happening here. He's the fucking worst and I hate him.
After my divorce, times were tough until I finished school. I once bought a birthday cake for my son, who was a young tween and a constant worrier about everything, using food stamps. The lady in line behind me tsk tsked and made all sorts of comments under her breath until I turned around and asked her what was the…
Thank you, Kara, for Shade Court.
"From the woman who loved you first."
My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.
I can't tell you how times my husband's had to send back a dish, because despite the fact that he and I BOTH explain that he loves avocados but has become depressingly allergic to them - even describing how his throat will close up if he has just a scoatch - it's a crapshoot if the dish will arrive with avocado.
Heh, I wish I was allergic to them, because I honestly hate avocados and tell people the truth, they just think I'm insane.
me too!!! I've never found another person with an avocado allergy. Are you allergic to bananas too? They call it the "latex" allergy, since both are related chemically to latex (along with a few other fruits and nuts). Ppl think I'm crazy when I say I'm allergic.
My daughter has the same problem with asparagus. People routinely assume she's just a kid trying to get out of eating a vegetable, but she really really does love it. I told her to start telling people she'd love a huge helping if they'll hold her hair while she pukes for eternity.
The world would be a much better place if people just owned up to why they won't eat certain things.
I'm allergic to melon. No one believes that either. I feel your pain.
As someone who comes from a culture without restaurants, whole wheat, or hazelnuts, I am personally deeply offended at the way my brethren are being mocked just for not understanding the intricacies of American dining practices.
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