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just like me, taylor is a well documented bully.

"Question: Where on a resume do you put how often your colleagues have asked you to read their work, help brainstorm ideas, or give them feedback in your downtime with no credit whatsoever?"

I am currently working in an office with a male coworker who is on the same level as me. Administratively, I am expected to take on more because he is not as competent. This means I do a majority of answering phones, dealing with clientele and duties that involve filing, database management and even creating…

In fact, I know several things about you:

What you're calling "a government cellphone" most likely refers to phones subsidized by phone companies. The Lifeline program began with the Telecom Act of 1934 as a subsidy to local service, paid for by the high costs of long distance service. After the breakup of AT&T in 1984 (under Ronald Reagan), the costs were…

Speaking as a DB veteran, I find that highly offensive.

I am 19. It shall be titled, "Memoirs of a Gaysian."

Hire her immediately. I like the way she thinks.

"We appreciate your moxie, kid. You got the job."

Her outfit is so Debbie Gibson that I'm having really weird flashbacks.

god i heard the clip and i wanted to punch his face off his face and then take his skin face and tan it and then put that on a dart board and use it and then attach that to a missile and blow it up and then take the ashes of that and pee on them and then take that and put it under the part of my yard where my dog pees…

I am so using that from now on! In fact, I hereby formally suggest that all future Ran Paul articles be tagged with #SenatorCuntWeasel

I was one of the kids who had a severe reaction to the MMR vaccines. Had a pretty bad fever from the vaccination when I was one, and have permanent hearing loss in both ears as a result. It was one in a million, but it does happen.

I'm convinced that's some sort of scam. Even here in Bumblefuck, I can't imagine such a weird niche site getting enough traffic to justify putting commercials on EVERY. SINGLE. BREAK. on every channel. Are there enough rednecks watching SciFi (still refuse to call it "SyFy") to warrant 6-7 commercials an hour!?

But Wisconsin is the bomb... except for Scott Walker.

Same here. From Madison, Wisconsin. Not all Midwesterners are backward Bible-thumping hicks. Just like not all New Yorkers are egotistical pricks ... Or are they?? :)

I worked at a Church's the summer between HS and college and it took me 20 years before I could eat fried chicken again.