I've lived in Wisconsin my whole life, and this winter has been f'ing terrible. If it's not below zero, it's dumping more snow on us. Serious hate.

I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU GUYS, COME ON.

America, you've been warned. You give him back and we will take aaaaaall your favourite Canadian actors. No more Fillion. No more McAdams. No more Ryans, both Gosling and Reynolds. No more Sutherlands.

I've realized I can gauge how badly my week is going by how many times I refresh Jezebel on a Wednesday afternoon waiting for this to show up.

SPOILERS! Pennsatuckey survived!

Why is this the best part of my week?

As a man, I'd just like to congratulate these intrepid researchers and inventors.

This is kind of weird but I'll share it anyway. I've always been very open about my body and never really tried to hide it. Some people think that I might be a little too open about it but whatever, it's my body. Well, one time a website offered five figures for unaltered pictures of my body and then they made a post…

That's really not what I took from that at all. It was pretty clear that she was indicting the GOP's dudes specifically:

I can't be the only one thinking this:

40% chance you're from Kenosha, 30% chance you're from West Alllis. The 80's never left either one.

Dear lord. I'm a born and bred Sconnie, I had at least two different kinds of cheese today, and this comment thread is making me feel a bit bloated.

The bill caps considering income above 150000 for child support and this particular rich guy seems like he is the type example of why it might cause trouble. Eisenga has been declared the single biggest sales tax delinquent in the state of Wisconsin and is the highest income individual (known, anyway) to enroll his…

Oh "reasonable"? I did not think that was what we were doing. I thought we were just judging others harshly for their life choices. Excuse me.

Yea if this guy had just held an aspirin between his knees he wouldn't have this problem

Eff you, Dark Lord. Eff. You.

Go fuck yourself, Irvine!

I...don't really agree that we should be angry at Target here. When she called that number, there was a very good reason they were busy. It's not like the customer service reps were sitting on the other end doing nothing and refusing to answer her call. They were working their asses off to try to fix a massive issue.…