NSFW? Only if you work at NANRF (the National Association for No Robot Fucking)

It's far too seldom that anything related to my state of North Dakota makes the news, so it's especially wonderful when that news is about a badass murder-sub!

Plastic surgery billboards are so classy! There's this one all over my city for breast enhancement. It has a picture of a lemon, then a picture of a grapefruit, then a picture of a watermelon. I tried to find an image for you, but I couldn't! All I found is this one (which is actually pretty funny.)

Never been proud to say I'm from Ann Arbor before now

who buys phones for $300?. and how is $300 cheap? I got the HTC one M8 for $149 and its the best phone ever made. contract? who really cares unless your sketchy. Ill use it for 2 years. why would i want a new phone every year? im not an a hole that has to impress everyone all the time

So when someone posts the positives in life, theyr'e embellishing. But when they post the negative, they are "being dramatic" or a "Debbie downer." Your damned if you do, and your damned if you dont. I think the problem lies with the people poring over other peoples profiles. If someone is jealous of me over my…

They'll need to do better than on par with to make any significant market share gains. I mean, a lot of great companies are making a lot of great phones and aren't making a dent in the duopoly that is the smartphone market. It was going to have to change the game. I thought that Amazon's willingness to not make or…

breathe, bro. this mess right here is why a lot of us prefer dogs to drama queen humans.

Wow. So much anger... Did you get bit as a kid or something?

Lemme guess, you're a cat

Some people have helper dogs and they're allowed to go places with them because they have disabilities.

"It is an animal. An unpredictable animal that can and will harm *actual* people and other animals, at its will."

What if you're a cat person AND a dog person?

Meanwhile dog people are confused why their hobby of picking up poo with their hands isn't appreciated more by intellectuals.

I'm from Jupiter, and i find this offensive!

Well, considering how long the previous helicopters have been working, I don't think this is particularly offensive. They will be in service for a few decades and actually serve a purpose.

I must say, I have zero reverence for religious symbols. To say it is thousands of years old does not lend it sacrosanct status. Even more so, there is much reason for some to purposefully debase Hinduism, much in the same way that critics of Christianity might invert the cross. Of course, the irony of the inverted…

Isha, as an Indian-American woman, I remember my mother insisting I wear a bindi "for decoration" with my lengha or salwaar kameez for some Hindu function, temple, party, or what have you. Both my parents are well educated, but even they didn't think much about the cultural significance of the bindi, nor would they…

Woah, where did my normal, intelligent Jezebel commenters go? For the 1,000 time:

I wish Jezebel would do a post about the amount of white people (mainly from North America) who like to to use the term gypsy to describe them or to describe a type of fashion, just stop romanticizing our culture and realize that real gypsies (we prefer it if you don't use that term) face hardships that you couldn't…