Wait wait wait.... racists found their way to the Internet? Goddammit, people! I thought we had an agreement to not let them know about it.

It’s these kind of stories that just warms my heart. I really wish those who think that they’re All That would look at some of these stories and realize that maybe, just maybe I don’t have to be a complete douchenozzle to everyone I meet. Maybe these people I have random encounters with are actually people too, and…

Or even:

To eliminate confusion as to what I’m talking about, while at the same time confusing the idiots as to what I’m talking about, I use the phrase “carbonated beverage”, which I drink from a “beverage container”. Oh, the looks I get.....

I went to a burger joint and noticed that they had a “portabello burger” and thought to myself: “A hamburger with mushrooms on it? That would be AMAZING!!”

And what did that one person do?

Wait wait wait.... even the WHEAT bread is white???