Wait wait wait.... racists found their way to the Internet? Goddammit, people! I thought we had an agreement to not let them know about it.

The backlit logo on the front is Alienware’s, not Steam’s, as mentioned in the article.

It’s these kind of stories that just warms my heart. I really wish those who think that they’re All That would look at some of these stories and realize that maybe, just maybe I don’t have to be a complete douchenozzle to everyone I meet. Maybe these people I have random encounters with are actually people too, and…

Or even:

To eliminate confusion as to what I’m talking about, while at the same time confusing the idiots as to what I’m talking about, I use the phrase “carbonated beverage”, which I drink from a “beverage container”. Oh, the looks I get.....

I went to a burger joint and noticed that they had a “portabello burger” and thought to myself: “A hamburger with mushrooms on it? That would be AMAZING!!”

And what did that one person do?

Wait wait wait.... even the WHEAT bread is white???