I always like to imagine that Marilyn Monroe is not, in fact, standing over a heating grate, but rather is just letting a really rich one rip.

As part of the discussion of how wrong you are, I have to add that farts, and all other smells, are particulate. Yes, we’ve all farted in a restaurant. But to do so without discretion is literally flinging your own feces onto the faces and plates of others and not caring about it.

Curious to me why no one ever seems to have issue or concern for the men in these fundy scenarios.

I’m on team homo, I vote 2 forms or at the very least tracking both separately somehow within the system.

Thank Castro and the Mariel boatlift.

Now I’m down for a joke the same as anybody else, but the fact is Bobby you teased me with 90 different pictures of Angela Lansbury so you really can’t blame me for being a bit disappointed. She is a goddess.

Luna is awesome, I’m proud to be her, it’s a joke, but a joke that points out a common issue in the media. I’m actually Chinese/Black, but I’m darker skinned, so I look for that representation, too. I’m a huge blerd, so I love LOTR and Anime and everything geeky, but it sucks to always be the villain or the…

Always nice to see the hometown in the news.

Seriously LW bring a friend.

I had open-heart surgery as a toddler, 40 years ago. The scar is very prominent and I make no attempts to cover it. I’ve had it all my life so it’s not a traumatic thing for me, and I still will make up stuff like this sometimes because it’s not random person on the street’s business.

Awesome way of looking at that. I think it should be combined with not pressuring people to stay when their partner has cheated. If people want to stay, they want to stay. If they don’t want to stay, we should cut out this nonsense of telling them they’re throwing a good thing away over infidelity. If someone knows a…

It’s not the cheaters job to “heal you” and since “free will” is a thing you don’t have to stay.

Good for her. There's no reason for her to take that shit.

The “Standard” is tip for SERVICE with the % being a baseline for the least amount of service.

My guess on what really went down:

“Stiffing him by taking the 20 percent off is exactly what he deserved.”

I don’t know if he needs Jesus, but he damn sure needs antipsychotics and to be kept away from sharp pointy things, guns and shoe laces.

The desire to write a piece and the ability to write an effective piece are in no way similar.

See, you hit the entire issue right on the head with “Kids are interesting little people.”