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Sunflower seeds. The detail work of shelling/eating them keeps me awake and alert on a long trip almost as much as the disgusting spit-cup reactions of my wife in the passenger seat next to me.

cool stuff

cool stuff

Good idea.  And the horn.  Nothing clears a path like wimpy “meep meep” Optima horn blows.

“...it’s by no means contemporary either. It’s in resale value purgatory—the hand-me-down, high-school parking lot phase of its life.”

 Check yer grammeriness.

 Check yer grammeriness.