Hmm, a bit late there, and not very useful, but I bet the optics look great.

Dear Texas person. It may interest you to know that Canada isn’t a part of the US. Now we all know that science, and geography, and stuff, is hard, and we get that you might be a little fearful of these things, but we believe that if you keep trying, a high-school level understanding of how the real world works will…

I’m with ‘Sue’ ... no system is going to get decent internet to the huge portion of the world that currently doesn’t have it.

It was reading fine until this bit.

‘...We’ve gotten accustomed to tracking sleep with smartwatches and fitness trackers...’ Of the 8 billion (give or take) people on the planet, which ‘we’ are we referring to here?

And what does one do when this inevitably breaks?

Oh c’mon, La Brea has to have made it to the ‘worst’ list.

Suitably atmospheric and twisty - I’m in! :) 

Wow! I’m shocked at this news! /s

I regret I have but one star to give ... for your opening sentence alone!

11pm. :) 

He took a shortcut. :)