For sure. Where does he get off having some fun at the expense of this totally legitimate, well thought-through movement?

Bruh.

... But this isn’t armed robbery ...

Wherever this music is playing, it is safe.

I immediately thought of the titular room from Silent Hill 4: The Room. The creeping realization that it wasn’t safe about halfway through is a beloved, anxiety-inducing memory of mine.

The zipper merge is the Esperanto of the highway code.

Deadpool’s Guide to Super Villains from Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. For the heroically inclined who need a quick exposition on who they’re fighting, this guide provides enough info to get their life’s story and power set without having to Google it mid-fight.

I want tickets to the Dracula puppet musical from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

I’m clamouring for the complete, unabridged version of The Lusty Argonian Maid, with foreword by Neil Gaiman.

Look, if you really want to drain the swamp, sometimes you have to give a prominent cabinet role to the wife of the Senate Majority Leader and let her exploit the office for her own personal gain.

The best name won. Thanks for the etymology!

I’m actually extremely disappointed in the lack of love for Neil Cicierega’s mash-up masterpiece from last year, ‘Mouth Moods.’ It’s a collection of brilliant song, television, film, video game, commercial, and other assorted clips all placed in a blender and turned into a fine, cohesive paste of genius.

Not even a mention of Neil Cicierega?

I love the Sklars.

Elon Musk was a multimillionare when he started Tesla. He walked away from PayPal with $180 million.

There is a well funded and well connected anti-labor element in this country that has been attacking union organizers with near impunity for decades. This mirrors the accompanying decline in union membership and the ever more desperate plight of the average American.

It might seem quaint to you, but as a kid who grew up with other kids telling him that he killed Jesus it is still fucking disgusting to see a movie in 2004 reup that hardcore bullshit.

Unhelpfully.

How did Ernie the Kinja Tech vote?

You are making it sound like Carvey has been living in the gutter and Colbert took pity on him. He’s constantly touring and doing standup.