FUCK SPEZ

FUCK SPEZ

fuck spez

He has known his clock is ticking for a long time now. When he last ran for reelection he commandeered Republicans in the legislature to pass a bill preventing the Governor replacing a Senator that dies or resigns while in office, which is how it had already worked. The Governor is a Democrat who could have appointed…

Dammit. Take them, all of them.

NICE! TAKE YOUR FUCKING STAR!

Given how not freaked out his staff and colleagues were, wouldn’t be surprised if this is not a first/one-off occurrence — just the first one captured on camera.

That was a seizure.

Stroke out you motherfucker.

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

Uh so Ben Shapiro went to see the Barbie movie and then bought some Barbies and played with them? 

If they started dating in high school, my guess is he was no longer in love with his wife and was just looking for someone else to come along and give him a good enough reason to call it quits...

You’d think these men would realize their disproportionate reactions to a fictional character is mass broadcast advertising for every insecurity and bout of jealousy they’ve ever had.

“Facts don’t care about your feelings” is such a funny personal motto for someone reacting this way to a movie about a toy.  

I get Pete Davidson. Big D energy and all

I can imagine Elon having a similar state of mind as Stockton Rush. A level of arrogance that leads them to believe they know better than everyone else. These types of videos should be a warning to Elon and show that this tech is not ready, but I’m sure he’s going to push it through anyway because safety is overrated…

She had a song called “Break Up With Your Girlfriend (I’m Bored)“, which given what we know now (and what she knew when she started dealing with him), sounds exactly like what she told him to do.

What a fucking moron. Ariana will have moved on from him in 6 months and all he will be left with is a broken marriage and a tarnished reputation.

Ethan Slater blew up his personal life for a fling. Ariana does not have clean hands here but he chose to treat his now estranged wife poorly. 

Yikes...super messy. And when this relationship inevitably blows up in a few months, Slater is going to have a lot of soul-searching to do and bridges to rebuild, although some are unsalvageable.