Oh man, that was my first absolutely apeshit theater experience. Entire crowd was lit.

71% of the globe knows about him. Stop being so fishist.

The boy’s pay raise went up to ten. Millie Bobby Brown’s went up to eleven.

You have one of the best usernames I’ve seen in a while!

It’s German for The Darkman The.

Die Darkman Die is still one of my favorite goofy sequel titles. Right up there with 2 Fast 2 Furious or Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.

One of my ex’s took me to a restaurant that specialized in “exotic protein” for Valentine’s Day. I had snake. It was terrible. Not because snake is actually terrible, but they did a terrible job. Sigh.

The editing must have got me because I was floored Mustache Joe won. Thought for sure he’d be on the bottom, likely going home. They all agreed it was a really close challenge yet they seemed to spend quite a bit of time negging his puff biscuit concoction. It sounded like it was the worst aspect of any of the dishes…

Top Chef Scales Telluride, Heavy Metal Suicide

“She gave me a...tattoo...”

Zack’s description isn’t even a description, really; it’s just a frenetic listing of plot points (which we could do for many serialized shows; just imagine doing this kind of description for Breaking Bad, for example; it’d be crazy). If you really want a one-liner plot summary, that’s not hard to do: It’s a disgraced…

This is certainly the most divisive trek ever, but man that Gizmodo reviewer acts like it’s a straight up remake of “Birth of A Nation” or something.

I can’t figure out why the reviewer is so insistent that this series must have a 10-words-or-less sentence which fully—and to the exclusion of anything else—describes what the show is about.

It was pretty obvious that Common Place was going to lose when their concept was “Let’s have us all do whatever we want with no cohesion”. That never works unless every dish is flawless. Which is why you avoid the place that advertises Chinese, pizza, subs, fried chicken, and tacos. If you have never gone to one of…