Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

I’m old. What makes this a “meme” and not an “ad”?

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Oh I don’t know. The realization that 50% of Americans are ignorant enough to vote for a misogynist, racist, condescending elitist sociopath tends to make things pretty bad. And yes, all those adjectives are accurate.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

theres like a whole section of the body between the head and knees...

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

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I bet Lochte was pissed.

Must be nice to not work a real job and then ask people for money when you need it!

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Can’t

Fun update: U of Dayton says he’s no longer welcome.

“This is your camera on DirectTV.”

She took the name too literally.

I think it’s obvious who wins here:

Still salty from the playoff game I see. Belichick is not only renting space in Harbaugh’s head, he’s rearranged the furniture and painted the walls in Patriots colors.

How does Yann Hufnagael not make the dumb name bracket? Easy 14 seed there.