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Dear Scrooge: So your '97 Accord with 213,479 miles on it gets stolen. You have excellent insurance, and your excellent insurance company has a cashier's check for the full Kelly Blue Book value of your dearly departed car in your hand within 24 hours. What do you buy? A) A brand new car! B) Beer for the Grizzlies

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Let me be the first one to call bullshit. I don't care how much he might insist to the contrary; at no point in this game did the Lions 'play football'.

Why is dentist so low (like behind doc of music education/arts/ social work, etc)?

This play was drawn up by David Lynch. I had to watch that five times before I figured it out.

Given his ability to never complete a forward pass, Hayne might be a perfect fit at QB for the Rams.

That may be the worst hail mary defense I've ever seen.

"Like when you teach your young child to play dead."

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Even though she pitched a shutout, she did get hit six times, so after the game she apologized to Stephen A. for putting herself in that situation.

True story: I just found out about that auction rule like a week ago. So, is it possible that what you propose actually IS in the rules and all the GM's stupid parents taught them the wrong way to do the draft?

the problems isnt "they spent money on a study" it's "they revealed to the world what that study found"

A Marlins' intern just came up with an idea on how to double attendance.

Goddamnit Timothy (and Gawker commentariat), never ever let another story about Wolf Blitzer be posted without this picture somewhere:

Brittney Griner has a platform now, and she fully intends to use it.