What’s this? What’s this? There’s black text everywhere! What’s this? What’s this? There’s no more grey in the air!

Seriously though, thanks Jezebel for letting me out of the greys! I remember that before kinja, I was out of the greys and then a kinja snafu banished me back in. And I’m lurker enough that it had been…

I keep waiting for all the sane people around her to finally snap and burn her at the stake. It’s getting up to a decade of waiting. *looks at watch*

According to a pretty good name pronunciation app, my difficult first name is being pronounced as if my family or my namesake’s family are Ukrainian. (My namesake’s father was from Yugoslavia.) Let the woman say her name the way she wants. It’s her name now. It’s not like Smith or Jones or David or Mary or Joseph are…

Mr. Humansoup is not a ‘pornhead’ but like most men, he watches porn. Considering that I’m his first and only partner, I would have to say that watching porn helped him be less inhibited and gave him at least an idea of how everything should go and what sorts of things he is interested in and what sorts of things…

My husband does this when we have sex face to face. I’m his first and only, so I know he didn’t learn it from me or elsewhere. I think a lot of it for him is because he is naturally shy and right after an orgasm, it’s like he is getting his thinking brain back and it’s sort of like saying, “Hi, I’m me again even…

Well, you see... in Illinois... we’re getting a bit fed up with it. We have a lot of trouble getting a good (non corrupt) politician. Throwing the book at him was pretty fucking satisfying.

Watch Hotel but not Freakshow.

If the other person has experience kissing a good start is to begin with a closed mouth kiss. I recommend tipping your head slightly to the right as most humans do that naturally for a kiss. Close your eyes when you make contact or right before. After you have been kissing with closed lips for a beat or so, make like…

*internet hugs* It’s definitely depressing and angering, so I’m with you there.

I can vouch that there are indeed quite a few racists in So Ill where I live. I luckily live not far from a University which helps. But yeah, there be old and young asshole racists aplenty. My facebook has been a war zone of me pissing them off and doing the blocked an asshole dance. I’m also lucky to have a very…

That is definitely anal. Either that or Trump is impaling Pence with a penis spike like a snail.

The suit on the one laying on the floor is very sheer if my eyes are reading correctly and I’m reasonably sure that the woman on the steps has no suit and instead has pockets and patches and lines artfully applied to her to look like lines on a suit. Bathing suits in that era had no stretch and therefore we really…

I tell people it’s so the cats can’t get under and hide in the bedroom when I want to sleep. >.>

In Illinois they can’t really keep us from bringing in food in a lot of places anymore. A theater in my town now serves beer and you can take like sub sandwiches in.

Oooh, that’s really interesting! The only mystery with my name is how to get American’s to pronounce it correctly lol. I just gave up and go by the shortest nickname I could make of it.

Agreed!

Me too. If I take my husband’s last name there might be one in Russia, but she doesn’t seem to speak English, so we will never communicate most likely. I know if I include my middle name in that equation, It’ll never happen. My first name is a Slavic name, my middle name is a Welsh name, and my last name is as…

I guess this is a better side of Shia than the time he legit made my coworker wait on the phone for over an hour for his ass to drunkenly make a million demands for the room he wanted to reserve for that night and not let her off the line or let his agent handle it as star status quo goes. He actually drunken yelled…

Do you get fluoride treatments? My sister and I have started getting them when we get our teeth cleaned. We both got the soft dentin of our mom’s family. Insurance of course won’t pay. But it’s only $40ish dollars that can go a long way to helping prevent other issues.

Do you get fluoride treatments? My sister and I have started getting them when we get our teeth cleaned. We both got…

Now I just want to reread the Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde. >.> I have the whole series.