“...he’s only reading at a second grade level.”

Well now he’ll only be speaking at toddler level.

One side will be Hillary, the other will be Bernie. 2 for the price of 1 entry.

I broke. I bought it. *palmface* I barely wear makeup and I just spent $50 on stuff to get free shipping. I love it, and I need to wear it more. But dang it, I need to stop buying it so much lol.

I also sold shoes. I agree. They are the most uncomfortable shitty shoe. I always took delight when a bitchy person wouldn’t listen to me and bought them.

Ugh Nine West. I sold shoes for a while. That brand is generally so goddamned uncomfortable. *shakes fist*

I want that mural though.

Modern day witch hunt. The stakes and firewood will be provided shortly.

I was totally going to change my name... until about a month before the wedding and then I was like... that’s too much hassle and I really like my name. I’d had it for 25 years. I got clingy lol.

And don’t worry about being single and pondering about this. It’s always good to know your opinions if you can. I also find…

We are considering letting the kids have one of our names... hyphenating could be done, but 14 letters and a hyphen is cruel to do to a kindergartner, and then when they get to be about 13 let them pick the name they want.

We’re in the same boat. We don’t know what to do about last names for kiddos. The idea I like the best at the moment is that we give them all my name or his but let them choose whichever they want when they are 13 and it’s not too annoying to deal with. I like my last name. And he probably likes his, but he doesn’t…

Spraytan Douchenozzle.

Anything can be a cat toy if they are determined enough.

Karl Rove is Jabba the Glut.

As a woman with PCOS I find the chemical manipulation a relief. Without the pill, I grow facial and neck hair, I puke from the severe pain of cramps every time I have my period which is frighteningly heavy when off the pill, my period can last from 1 week to 2 weeks, I can have 2 weeks to 9 months between periods, and…

Lol, Ceci N’est Pas Un Burner is correct, you do it after. You lick the finger of the hand that you are doing the smoothing down with. Like you have a cut on your right hand, you put on the superglue, lick your left index finger, *then* you smooth down the superglue on your right hand with your left index finger. No…

If you have a job where you get minor cuts on your hands decently often, superglue is great for closing those up and letting you move on without a bandaid getting in the way of what you are doing. Protips: keep it in your workbox and always lick the finger you want to smooth the superglue down with so you don’t get…

I ended up with the Dora the Explorer look when I was 13 so thank god Dora the Explorer didn’t exist yet. I had been tricked into bangs by my mom and best friend when my hair hit mid back. Then my kneecap got dislocated and I had to have surgery. Since I was pretty much unable to do anything besides sleep and hobble…

Nice nails! And I can’t say enough about coconut oil for the cuticles. I just put a little on each finger every night and my cuticles love me again. It’s very unlikely to irritate your skin in any way too. I even use it on my eczema.

ow, ow, ow :( Until you heal, I suggest cetaphil. It will hopefully help you heal while being really gentle on all the angry. I hope you heal fast!

Eek, I hope they do the hair removal before starting all the graft procedures and that it all takes. :/

This. This right here. All over the fucking place.