Short, rude answer: annoy people who work directly for the hotels. j/k

I also have dealt with the hell that is hormonal acne. You might see if you can get ahold of some benefit samples. I swear by the cleanser and the moisturizer, but honestly, I love all their stuff and I rarely by anything else anymore.

Living in the moment and dating just for fun is more entertaining anyways.

I got an early intro to the grossness when I was 13. I was having physical therapy for my knee. My mom was having physical therapy for tennis elbow that she got from knitting. (Yes, she is just that badass.) This guy was trying to chat me up... repeatedly. Even after I told him I was starting high school in a couple…

Ummm *drool* Any chance someone wants to do that for Windwaker? >.> Cause I would pay good money for that.

It’s probably because nurses aren’t judged like immigrants or rape survivors as being less than others.

Doctor Who! Bringing on the creepy in less than 2 minutes of airtime!

Owwwwww. :(

Lots and lots of kissing and/or oral from a guy with a very bristly beard or very rough stubble. I persuaded my now husband to grow out a goatee and haven’t had to suffer that ever again.

Ow! To both types of pain :( Hope he levels up your vagina to compete with the magic level of his penis soon.

Back of the thigh and back of the knee cramps for me oddly, but only once in a great while. Thighs for my hubby about every 4th time or so.

Okay, this didn’t involve an injury... but it could have. My first bf decided to set some water to boil for tea and he didn’t have a kettle, so it was just in a little pot. I distracted him to the point that his head suddenly comes up and he says “Do you smell smoke?” And he dashes off starkers to retrieve the now…

I don’t mind being called Mrs. Though I didn’t take my husband’s last name so it gets kind of funny sometimes. I mind being called ma’am. I’m just like... really? I’m younger than you. Or, I’m on the phone and get ma’amed. My voice is a slightly deeper register and I do speak with authority, but that does not make me…

Dogs can be great, so can cats. I don’t think we need to have a contest over who is better lol. My older cat would always tell us if the little one got trapped somewhere. But yes, very awesome doggie!

oooo, the Neutrogena rapid clear is good stuff!

Hope everything sorts out to an even keel soon.

Alright, I’m here, I’m going to have my lightly buzzed drank on. Also, I will be rereading Bloom County. Berkely Breathed pretty much came out of retirement to take the piss out of Donald Trump again.

Ugggggh jury duty. In my county you can’t have any electronic devices with you, you have to sit in a stuffy very crowded basement with impossibly uncomfortable chairs, there is one soda machine and one snack machine (all choices suck), there is one tv at one end that will only ever be on daytime talk shows, and the…

Your sister needs some education on realities in our world.

More stars for this, please.

The first time I heard it, a guy I was casually dating said it. I was appalled and even more so when he tried to excuse it by saying he got it from his dad in a defensive way. I dialed down everything after that.