Oh I love pet threads! Look at his legs and all the fluff. Here are my goofballs.

You can clutch your pearls all you like over his “brand” but I’ll keep concerning myself with the physical safety of real human beings. When he’s already being given an audience, just turning away is too little too late.

Don’t care. Fine. Whatever. Hope these guys choke on their own bile, and then the ravens pick their corpses clean.

You realize that he turned the whole school he last talked at against a trans student, right? One who had to change schools for her own safety? Not everyone has the privilege to just ignore this guy through his hissy fits.

I mean, the little peplum dress and the matching bow in her cloud of natural curls? Her little kid glasses?

THAT LITTLE PEPLUM DRESS THO!!!!!

This 4 year-old is more erudite and eloquent than most adults I know. She’s also better dressed (the hair bow matches the dress in every picture on the web).

Man she’s cute. She reminds me of my older sister who read every book in our elementary school library and got a special award from the school. My younger sister and I knew how to read before we went to school because of my older sister’s voracious reading-we wanted to know how to do what she was doing NOW, hahaha.

4 years old. And 4 million times more fluent than our peotus.

If I am like a third as cool as this kid, my life will be worth living.

The current and future Librarians of Congress.

Probably wouldn’t have bragged about that one, myself.

Inauguration day is my late father-in-law’s birthday. He would have been 72. So Mrs. Funk, her mother, and I will be doing what he would have wanted us to do: Getting shitfaced drunk, listening to Al Green, and not watching the inauguration.

Good. It’s ridiculous that the “he wanted to be white” myth is still hanging around. We’ve had enough proof of his vitiligo to have some damn sense about it. I get that it’s a weird situation, but come on.

Thank god. Now, can we somehow delete this photo off the interwebs? It’s causing me nightmares.

Did your friends go back in time 10 years to attend? Because wearing any of those things to a festival has been an extreme faux pas for about as long as I can remember.

If someone wants to wear something not from their culture, I don’t think it’s my place to judge them. I don’t know why they are doing it, and as long as they aren’t actively trying to poke fun at someone’s heritage, I don’t see the problem. It’s the same reason I don’t have a fit when I go into a Panda Express and…

I don’t really understand the goal in all the stories making it sound like Anchultz’s entire identity is as Coachella’s owner. Is the goal to get people to boycott Coachella? Because AEG is a giant worldwide corporate behemoth with MANY other holdings, including LA Live, the Staples center, Barclays, and many, many…

I use Day One, but there are others as well.