“Check out the home run on the bottom of these shoes!”

That Lisa beets line is one of my favorite things and it's so underrated

I think the only thing keeping it going is the creativity you *sometimes* see in using it. Beyond that, its lifespan has been kind of amazing. Other than doge, what had legs for this long??

Does anyone else think the Crying Jordan image isn’t actually that funny?

Yeah, can’t quite fit it in there.

I can’t be alone in hoping that in one of these games Kawhi Leonard’s calm, emotionless demeanor is going to shatter and he’s going to absolutely rage his way to 60+ point game.

I mean...it won’t happen, but that won’t stop me from wanting it to occur.

Lawrence Funderburke

Rain is not actually promised until the end of the Age of Aquarius is reached, some twenty-one hundred years from now. And then it isn’t promised, but expected based on projected global warming from current aridity, which comes from the cooling of the last time everything was wiped out by excessive thermal energy…

I’m a huge fan of Jack Armstrong on these broadcasts. He’s actually been doing an excellent job of asking this same question with great subtlety and restraint. Last night, I lost count of how many times he gently pointed out that it was a mistake going to small ball to match the Heat in the 4q and OT.

You never kick someone in the head. Perfect way to turn a harmless drunken brawl into a prison sentence for manslaughter.

Then hours after the interview, he came back to the reporter when the reporter was just about to fall asleep and wanted to talk about the REAL reason he was mad, which was at least partly due to the fact that the reporter couldn’t guess the reason in the first place.

...the Hawks’ Paul Millsap said to cleveland.com. “I’m not mad about it...”

Paul Millsap: “I’m not mad about it, but just being professionals man. If that’s how you want to approach it, that’s how you approach it. I think our team and our organization has class and I don’t think we would have continued to do that, but other organizations do other things so what can you do about it?”

He’s still finding ways to be helpful and productive, sort of. He’s been a bummy ass +1.3 in the playoffs.

As a kid who grew up in SoCal , I would’ve liked baseball just because of the Dodgers and Dodger Stadium.

Hands down the scariest moment of my childhood. Thanks for stirrin’ up the nightmares again.

That was a dagger, his sword was on his right hip.