In the Shade Court the shade is represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The media who report on the supposed shade and Kara Brown, who deliberates the offenses. These are their stories.
Ginger
wickedgin
Shade Court needs a theme song. Something memorable like the L&O ka-chung.
My mom bought me this weird gadget that basically is the size of a slice of pie. You put it in, roll your crust over it, and then it makes it easy to lift out the first slice when you’re done? Very nice of her, and 17 year old me who liked making pies from scratch with all my free time would have been into it. 28 year…
I have a little 2 part container where I put filling for a sandwich in one, and then 2 slices bread on the other part. Fresh sandwich, cheap, no condiments needed.
eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers
Yes. Thank you for this. Eating a wrap instead of a sandwich is about as stupid as scooping your bagel. If you want to avoid simple carbohydrates, you shouldn't eat that much bread period. But if you want to eat bread, then FUCKING EAT BREAD. This inbetween nonsense is ridiculous.
Though I would like to see a picture of someone wearing it. So I can laugh and laugh.
Common can get it.
No one should buy this.
My American doctor told me that having more than 4 drinks a week categorized me as a binge drinker. Guess who has two thumbs and getting British doctors from now on: *this guy*
pro-tip: one someone tells you to take one piece of an edible, eat one fucking piece. THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU
Stopped clock, etc.
i know a girl who had a boss that made her go to voice classes specifically because he disliked the sound of her lady voice
this is trolling but honestly it sounds great to me.
literally go away from me
okay but why would you do this
Did anyone else think her part on OITNB was kind of...blah? I was all jazzed about her and looking forward to her storyline and was disappointed.
They’re all one person. The Jonas Brothers was just his project name. Like Grimes or Bright Eyes.