Yeah, I’m a bit confused. When I read “wandering around” I pictured them walking like zombies and suffering from amnesia or something. But the story itself made it seem like they happened to be found from their hiding by a clerk. That’s not so scary.

“Wandering around” makes it sound like these two were out on the streets, weren’t they staying in a hotel? And the hotel clerk who “found” them is, well, the clerk there? This story is still weird, but this version makes it sounds a lot more nefarious.

Beanie bats

This is the only Beanie Baby worth having.

Everything women do is called problematic by someone.

Somewhere in my closet there is a picture of Gilbert and I and some friends all drunk at a Mexican restaurant. He was wearing a sombrero that he stole off the wall. And no, he didn’t mind being called Gilbert all night. Definitely a highlight of any Canadian girls life. Must go find that picture.

Nooo! Not Gilbert. I am in the depths of despair.

I was obsessed with the Anne miniseries growing up and this news really, really bums me out. Jonathan Crombie was my first real crush - I remember telling my friend that he was so cute he made my toes curl. Total dreamboat and perfection as Gilbert. What a bummer.

that their constant and gross misuse of “shade” was conscious and not simply the end result of E! being a company comprised of trend-chasing robots who haven’t been rebooted in four years.

When I read this headline, my mind went, “ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?” Then I watched the trailer and I want to see it. I’m part of the problem, you guys.

I was really mad by the end. felt like writing a lot of stern letters.

I couldn’t agree more. My hubby and I actually find sleeping on it can really help. Staying up all night exhaustively hashing it out makes for delirious crying and breakdowns.

You guys probably won’t believe this but there was a time this guy was taken kind of halfway seriously as a journalist.

If you woke up as your 15 year old self, what do you think your 15 year old self would think of your current life?

They should have gone the Choco Taco route. I'd eat the shit outta those made from B&J's.

My dad has been guilty of doing this as far back as I can remember. I’ve done my best to school him about how shitty it is and also that OTHER PEOPLE’S BODIES ARE NOT HIS BUSINESS.

Taking Mark to Olive Garden is, like, probably only second to taking him to Britney Spears. When he’s there, he’s family.

I am so jealous. My weak ass nails can barely grow beyond my fingertips before being like I'M OUTTA HERE BITCHEZ!!!