Theoretically it's great. But realistically I've never once had a dude ask me to cuddle and not try to get some penis touching. I think it's nice the founder has ideas but people are skeevy as fuck and I doubt will respect boundaries. Also I don't want to fucking cuddle a stranger. Yes, I think we are a touch starved…

Hodr?

That is an app I would use. Strange people touching me? Creepy. Strange fuzzy animals touching me? Love!

im so uncomfortable rn

As a sad, perpetually single lady, I love this...in theory.

need one where you cuddle with anonymous fuzzy animals

RIMMR!

Blowr.

like if someone wants to dress up like a ghost i am not going to stop them. i am going to actively encourage them or possibly join them.

+1 for use of the word ectoplasm

In this particular case, I'm pretty sure I'd just shit myself. Or vomit. I know for a fact that Pat would be all "ooh a million dollars!" and I'd say "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" and they'd have to edit that out. Whoops.

She would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.

Depends on how much she an her husband make from their actual salaries. Let's assume that they're making about $75k each, they have no other income (e.g. investments, etc.), and are filing jointly. Then on their gross income of $1,150,000 they'll pay $402,153 in taxes (~35%), leaving them with $747,847. Then after…

i was just wondering to myself what i would do if i won a million dollars, and then i realized the answer was 'cry hysterically as if someone were dead' because 'cry hysterically as if someone were dead' is my reaction to all Big Things, regardless of emotion or situation.

exactly. She needs to own that and not stoop to this.

It is a bit sad, seeing someone who has had such a long career reduced to copying the trends set by someone like Miley Cyrus. (Yes I know she did not invent twerking but she is unfortunately the reason that it has become so mainstream)

right? My initial thought was, "Neither of you are Nicki" and then "Holy shit J. Lo have some self respect"

brining him to the dance floor

Michael Bay thinks there are too many cuts in this video.