I think she's saying "Off the hook!" Either way, that toy is sooooo annoying I'd be looking for any excuse to shut it the hell up, too.

So what happens to all of us super angry disappointed people who can't get a Barbie who says "What the fuck?"

Off the hook? Is she saying off the hook? Isn't that super dated?

I think I'm less upset by what the fuck.

I have to have it because otherwise my shit is all fucked up, and I can't have estrogen because it raised my blood pressure, so it's pretty much Mirena or the "take it at the exact same motherfucking time every day or INSTANT PERIOD" pills so...Mirena is the cooler of my two frenemies.

My period stopped completely on Day 2 of my Mirena.

Not a photo of their baby. This is to show how much hotter he is with a baby.

They'd be so disappointed with me and my friend Mirena.

It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

#YesAllCephalopods

You know, I'm a bit surprised that you'd just describe the octopus as "loose." I came here expecting an octopus-positive environment.

Belly, imo, is worse than bump but just because it sounds childish. It's up there with moist.

NO NO NO KILL IT WITH FIRE. I already dislike "bump" intensely enough. Let's not make it worse, hmm? It's your belly, if you need to be cute about it. That's about as far as I can go without my gorge rising. "Baby bump" makes it seem like a tumor, and as we all know It's Not A Tumah!

no matter their actual sexual history, often had one thing in common: they developed early.

It would be nice for folks to not treat me like my big boobs somehow magically make me trashy, slutty, vapid, unprofessional and stupid.

I love my boobs even with the pitfalls and bras, I'd rather have them than not.

"This is my friend Madison, and she is amazing, AND SHE DROVE ME HERE!"

None shall pass!

I'm a pretty big fan of (pre-CGI) Disney, mostly for the music. I love Disney songs. I sing them in the shower, I sing them in my car, I sing them when I'm at the grocery store and I've checked to make sure that there's no one in the aisle with me. I just love them. But I didn't really like Let It Go. I thought it was…

NO. NO MORE FROZEN. KILL IT WITH FIRE.