"I'd say that on a scale of 1 to 10, with one being the least evil and 10 being the most, it was a 5 or 6. So I guess it was midevil."

Call me when they do an erotic Clue getaway. Mr. Green and Ms. Scarlett in the Library with the Candlestick, oh my!

Throw a scrunchy in there and you've basically exhausted all of Cosmo's sex tips.

I just read that in my best Tracy Morgan voice and it was miraculous. Thank you.

That quote reads like a line by a Tracy Morgan character.

See, it honestly looks to me like the women are too weak to do the moves, especially in that last Vine. They can't even lift their legs up and move them with any strength.

Normally, I agree with you. There is nothing better than really good bread, and the Olive Garden breadsticks are not that. But there is something about them!! I haven't eaten at OG in over a decade and have no plans to do so anytime soon, but ohhhh breadsticks, man. The memory is strong.

uh i need that big top dress yesterday

caity's article was one of the funniest things i have ever read. i had to take breaks reading it to get myself time to recover.

True love is real and this is the most beautiful thing in the world! These ladies have been together since they were 18- and 19-year-old lesbians in the Midwest in the '40s! Can you even imagine how cool they would be to hang out with? I would be starstruck if I ever met them.

I will help fund this movie.

Her song Two Weeks is nothing short of brilliant and does funny things to my no-no area.

Live action SBFFS please and thank you!

Who asked for this????

It really annoys me that I know she's dating Robert Pattinson right now.

I was hoping for a Shakespeare's Sister cover.

A misandrist, too!

I wonder how many of those dudes advising women to never take nude photos of themselves would call their girlfriend a prude bitch if they requested nude photos of her and she said no.