The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

Let this be a lesson to all of us that our shit is not nearly as important or dire as it seems to us in the moment.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

Well, of course their paid less. Scott Caan is the son of someone famous and Alex O’Loughlin was on that vampire show that lasted a whole half season.

I wonder who designed them...

There won’t be enough Halloween costumes in the world for the likely demand this year.

Every single Cheesecake Factory in a major location has a 30-to-hour long wait for seating any night of the week.

I suspect he’s going into deep cover to distract us from his real next role: portraying Morrissey in a Smiths reunion tour (for which the band surely would receive well over $100 million), so that Morrissey doesn’t actually have to go on tour and Johnny Marr and Andy Rourke don’t have to be in the same room as…

**Taylor is cunning and petty and she plays the long game.**

Chris Pine went to Berkeley, studied English literature, and did the education abroad program at the University of Leeds a few years after I did. He’s rep’ing us English majors well, and is therefore the top Chris.

(Featuring Leslie Jordan as Jeff Sessions, because it would make Sessions bust)

ghosts

“Females”

So long as the feeling is universal then you’re fine. You verge into jackassery if you expect it but don’t give it

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

As someone with family in South Korea, what the everloving fuck, is this?!

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.