Also it's a perfectly grammatical sentence.

Charles, I love you and as always this is good work. That said, this storyline makes me angry-bored, which I didn’t know was a thing.

This is how I initially misread the headline, so it's super plausible.

What’s with the apostrophe?

If we want to go meta, the biggest thing shifting Star Wars away from progressing as in its storytelling style/content is the untimely passing of Carrie Fisher. Clearly, the third film was going to be her film (she said as much), but without her here to play the part, there’s a need (or maybe just the illusion of a…

Well now I feel justified for how hot I think Jake looks in that armor. Dayum.

I mean, sure you can. Those companies are run by people who put profit above human rights, so you can easily fault them for that.

Yeah I know. Still:

what.

I always pictured Master Chief as Black.

Time to dust off my del Toro DVDs, tbh.

Gonna make a plug here for “The Abominable Snow Rabbit,” the greatest Hollywood take on the subject.

As usual, Charles comes correct.

That a Ripley is breath-taking.

Haven’t seen it yet so sorry if this is addressed in the film somehow, but the existence of Captain Marvel and the pager DOES undo the plothole about why Fury is so quick to start pulling a superhero team together—he’s already seen superheroics in action and knows that they’re necessary, so jumps at the chance to…

In the book, the kids find Zathura inside the Jumanjii game, which definitely sounds drug-induced.

Exactly. Meanwhile New York is the standard American setting to our collective cost.

Yeah I'm not worried about it being bad, just worried about it being basic.

I’m going to watch this regardless, but I wish they’d taken the opportunity to set it literally anywhere other than New York. The movie didn’t need a massive city to work, and the tv show would have been a great opportunity for, like, Cleveland. Or some other middle-sized American town. Vampires in New York isn’t as…

Ketchup?? The fuck out here.