Tru facts.

I was about to be sarcastic about this comment, but instead I have a question. Have you honestly never been expected to have an opinion about something your friend made? Nobody asked for a comment on their cake, blanket, or decor?

That Mystery, Incorporated clip just demonstrates how perfect that series was. I can’t believe they cancelled it for this Be Cool nonsense.

If they hadn’t been so shrimpy with his crab, he’d haddock a good time.

This is me as a white person: wtf.

We used to do Yankee Swap every year, and the rules of the game have to, have to, HAVE TO be that:

Yeah, but then that leaves November empty and dreary. I spent a year in Canada and hosted an American Thanksgiving for my friends, and they were all glad of something to do.

Unmentioned in this article, but the law was also fucking racist.

With the added benefit of thinking that, though the military is a jingoistic extension of American imperialism, the American President should not make arbitrary policy decisions as if he’s Louis XIV.

This is a terrible example, since The Awakening is an American classic.

I think you missed part of the point. All things that make the a Keurig wasteful also make it horribly inefficient.

German actually has three different gender cases: male, female, and neuter.

It’s nice! Not for 10 grand, but I could definitely hang it up next to my Britney poster and feel like it brought the room together.

I’m desperate for a follow up: Addams Family Reunion. Bring back the entire cast. Gomez, alas, has passed on, but because we’re the Addams, he’s never far from our thoughts. Uncle Fester is mostly a corpse. Morticia has taken up Grandmama’s role. Wednesday has grown out of her deadpan and into the gothy joie de vivre…

The law wasn’t really applied until Giuliani revived it in the 90s.

This is the joke that I wanted.

In a statement, Sunwing said the terms “champagne vacations” and “champagne service” were used to imply the type of service passengers could expect, not describe the beverage specifically.

TBH, neither of these sound great. What would be really cool and totally unfeasible is to have a series like Nero Wolfe or Sherlock, with Nancy Drew solving a different hour-and-a-half long mystery. Take some cues from Riverdale and watch the money pour in.

Exactly. What is she doing to save the world after Civil War as a badass spy, and then how does she come back in from the cold?