TBH, neither of these sound great. What would be really cool and totally unfeasible is to have a series like Nero Wolfe or Sherlock, with Nancy Drew solving a different hour-and-a-half long mystery. Take some cues from Riverdale and watch the money pour in.

Exactly. What is she doing to save the world after Civil War as a badass spy, and then how does she come back in from the cold?

Yeah, you know it’s the show’s theme when they hire Susan Sarandon to say it.

The nuclear family? Both A- and B-Plots? Jerry and Beth’s whole relationship? It’s a sitcom where the situations are the multiverse.

Ever notice that men who don’t get this joke also accuse women/feminists of being unfunny killjoys?

Yeah, I don’t know that I disagree with the idea that selflessness is good, but I definitely don’t think selflessness is the highest form of goodness.

Yeah, Bentham is cool because our true motivations aren’t knowable empirically, even to ourselves. So worrying about why you do a thing doesn’t make much difference to him.

You’re rehearsing a type of utilitarianism. Bentham, probably.

The great thing about this ethos is that being good and being an asshole aren’t mutually exclusive positions.

There is no schedule for coming out, and it isn’t a race. Sometimes it’ll be expedient to go back in the closet for a bit, but you’re still you even if you’re not out. You are not being dishonest when you make your safety and happiness paramount. And being out is a marathon, not a sprint—you’ll be coming out in any…

His company was the money person, basically. So little creative control, but without his cash these things wouldn’t exist. That puts hims roughly where the Catholic church was for da Vinci—the patron with the cash.

But this would hardly be the first time the left has hounded someone out of employment for wrongthink, would it?

You might be remembering the story behind Ellen Ripley.

You know what’s great? Being a casual fan. I don’t need to be able to recite the every joke in Rick and Morty to say I’m a fan of it. But I’m still a fan.

Because he’s gay, obviously.

Sounds about right. Remember that in “Hank After Dark” and “Brrap Brrap, Pew Pew,” Bojack was literally sidelined by Diane either taking over his book tour or telling him she was too busy tweeting to talk.

This already exists and was written by a woman: Beauty Queens by Libba Bray

Dred Scott Memorial Highway. Let us not forget.

Alien wasn’t a fluke because Scott didn’t write it. The problem is that O’Bannon is dead and Scott’s become an egomaniac.

What the fuck are you doing to your patties that the center is higher than the edges?